MARK & DAWN'S

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
every tuesday & thursday morning @ 7:15

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According to a new poll, what is the ultimate male fantasy?

a)End world Hunger      NO WINNER

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68% of mothers, who have kids in grade school, will do this at some point this week...what?

a) cry         WINNER

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56% of Ladies admit they have secretly done this. What?

a) Used their mans razor on their legs.     NO WINNER

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48% of Women do this while flirting..what?

a) Lie         WINNER

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25% of Men say they would never date a woman who has these.

a) two or more cats   WINNER

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A guy will do this an average of 6 times in his life....what?

a) Fall in Love         WINNER

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This Super-hero was originally conceived to be a housefly with super-powers.  Who?

a) Mighty Mouse     WINNER

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The cost of this is around $140.00 a year....what?

a) Toilet Paper      WINNER

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Nearly 70% of women think it's ok to do this to their significant other. What?

a)Critique his physique      NO WINNER

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6% of Women under the age of 34 say they think about this while "fullfilling their love life"  What?

a) Bank Balance or Bills!    WINNER

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41% of Americans, who are in committed relationships, have one of these, that they keep secret..what?

a)An email address     WINNER

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75% of women do this once a month...what?

a):Buy a new pair of shoes 

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30 million Americans have one of these...what?

a) A Tattoo     WINNER

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Who tops a poll of celebrities people would most like to take a vacations with?

a) George Clooney....WINNER

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A recent study says it takes us only a tenth of a second to decide this...what?

a) if a person is attractive   WINNER

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A recent study was conducted of the top ten things women think is romantic, Candlelight dinners was #1, what was #2?

a) Picnics in the country, NO WINNER

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When it comes to smooching, 45% of women and 27% of men admit to this..what?

a) kissing their pet     WINNER

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25% of American Families regularly argue about this. What?

a) who will cut the grass      NO WINNER

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This was accidentally invented by an eleven year old in the early 1900's...what?

a) Popsicle      WINNER'

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The Average woman will do this 5 times each day. What?

a) look in the mirror.      WINNER

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According to holytaco.com, what is the #1 song that should never be played in a Bar?

a) Don McLean's "American Pie"     WINNER

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27% of People Do This While on Vacation...what?

a) Wear A Skimpy Bathing Suit      NO WINNER

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35% of guys admit they still do this when given the chance..what?

a) flirt with an ex-girlfriend    WINNER

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The odds of you dying by this is 1-in-500,000..what?

a)Asteroid or Meteor Impact      NO WINNER

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28% of Viewers say they would like to work on this TV show?

a)CSI         WINNER

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Nearly 70% of men are doing this right now. What?

a)Wearing briefs or tightie whities      NO WINNER

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Over the course of one's life, a person will drink 2.5 gallons of this?

a)swimming pool water!    WINNER

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More People are killed yearly by this animal than by air related crahses?

a)Donkeys!       WINNER

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97% of employees say the deem this unacceptable in the workplace..what?

a) Eating someone elses food ......   NO WINNER

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In 2007, Americans spent $6.7 billion on what?

a) breath-freshening products     NO WINNER

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40% of Women have done this to their man..what?

a) Hurled a shoe at him      NO WINNER

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30% of people have arrived at work with this...what?

a) a Hangover        WINNER

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Almost half of men say they would love this; in their backyard?

a)A Bass Pond         NO WINNER

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According to Mens Health, 43,000 guys are injured a year doing this?

a) Cleaning the house       NO WINNER

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22% of men will do this while getting ready for work in the morning?

a)Leave a glob of toothpaste in the sink    WINNER

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36% of men admit they enjoy this, compared to 74% of Women?

a)Reading Romance Novels      WINNER

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Mens Health says their are 5 facts a man should know before he says goodnight to his spouse...#3.Her Career Plans, #2. Work Responsibilites... what is #1?

a) #1. Her best friends name!    NO WINNER

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3 out of 4 women think that a man with this, is a turn off.

a) Manicure   NO WINNER

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Nearly a third of all men thinks it's pretty cool when a woman does this?

a) belch!   WINNER

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The average American man owns 15 of what?

a) Pairs of Underwear      WINNER!

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What is the number 1 ability people would like to wake up with one morning?

a) to speak another language      WINNER

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A new study reveals if women want to be happy in their marriage, they should do this...?

a) Marry and unattractive man!      WINNER

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Its been designated as one of the greatest movie lines of all time, it was improvised during the filming. What?

a) "Here's Johnny!" from the Shining.   No Winner

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What action star would most Americans want to be called in to rescue them?

a) MacGyver.     Winner!

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According to a recent study, scientists predict that within the next 100 years these will be extinct...
A: Redheads       WINNER!

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We spend 6 years of our life doing this?

a)Dreaming                  WINNER!

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They may be too embarassed to admit it, but about 17 million guys did this yesterday?

a)watched Oprah       WINNER

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Scientists say there are 52 different wasy to do this..what?

a)Flirt!      WINNER

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The average 4 year old will do this over 400 times a day?

a)ask questions.....WINNER

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According to research, this is the second best selling game of all time...what?

a)JENGA          no winner

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1 out of 4 people will do this?

a) Marry their first love...no winner

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If given the chance 24% of us would do this at work.

a) Fire the Boss.................no winner

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83% of Americans agree that these really do exist?

a) soul mates.................WINNER

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In a relationship a woman is far more likely to do this on purpose?

a) start an argument            WINNER

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32% of Women Regret doing this? What?

a)Cutting their hair short...    WINNER

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The average person does this four times a day, or 1,460 times an entire year, which amounts to 88,000 by the age of 60. What?

a) The average person tells four lies a day.   NO WINNER

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In order to qualify as the perfect man, 21% of women said he would have to have this?

a) a mustache               NO WINNER

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Researchers have discovered that when a woman smells this, she is inspired to shop and spend money...even if she doesnt have the loot!

a)Chocolate Chip Cookies         WINNER

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13% of office workers do this at least once a week. What?

a) Eat a Vending Machine Lunch         No Winner

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A recent website has compiled a list of the top 37 most annoying things of 2007.  The Coverage of Britney Spears is #1, what or who was 37?

a)Carrie Underwood (retrocrush.com)        Winner!!!

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42% of people in the North say they do this, more than people in any other part of the country...what?

a)greet their friends with a kiss.........NO winner

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According to a recent survey, men say the cell phone is the best gadget ever invented.  What is the number one according to Women?

a)Flat Iron/hair straightener      WINNER!

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1 in 6 guys have done this during the holidays...What is it?

a) Dress up as Santa.........We had a winner

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If you get this as a gift, there is a 75% chance you WILL re-gift it?

a)Wine ........we had a winner

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25% of men are afraid of this?

a) approaching a beautiful woman      no winner

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37% of women in a recent survey claim that they've NEVER done this at work?

a) use the bathroom      winner

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Some experts say that having one of these in your home can knock a couple of points off your kid's IQ!  What?

a) A fake Christmas tree! (Some believe that fake trees shed a dust that contains lead and can affect a child)  No Winner

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40% of Americans keep this in their car for emergencies...what?

a) Toilet Paper   winner

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58% of women will do this with their significant other on Thanksgiving Day?

a)yell at him for leaving the tv on during dinner winner

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86% of us wish our spouse would do this...?

a) Lose some weight     WINNER

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When asked, what do you want to do when you grow up? 60% of kids ages 8-12 said this.  what?

a) Start their own business!   Winner!!!

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One in four women carry this in their purse?

a)calculator       winner!!

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A third of men keep this on their cell phone forever....what?

a) An ex-girlfriends phone number   WINNER

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70% of women say they are in charge of this at home?

a) The Thermostat    No Winner

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7% of Americans admit to doing this on Halloween?

a)Going to a graveyard     we had a winner!

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A recent study found that this is more important to a woman when picking a mate, than the mans appearance?

a)Body odor/smell/scent    We had a winner

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A recent Survey found that this was the number one reason for flirting at work...

a)to get someone to do your work.. we had a winner

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52% of Women & 39% of Men say they have wanted to do this at work.  What?

a)Punch a co-worker,   we had a winner!

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According to superstition, at midnight on Halloween if you stare into a mirror you'll see this.  What?

a)Your future spouse   we had a winner

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Doing this after a fight with your spouse, makes men angrier and women more relaxed. What?

a)Reading the Newspaper!  We had a winner

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Men will do this fewer than 10 times a day; women do it on average 62 times...

a)Smile   we had a winner

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What is the secret most women keep from the man in their life...?

a) The number of shoes they own!  we had a winner!

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19% of Spouses say this is the most annoying thing about their mate. What?

a) their laugh      we had a winner!

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According to a recent study. 1 in every 6 Americans have these, What?

a)Blue eyes     NO WINNER

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A recent survey asked Americans to name the Celebrity they would most like to live by...Women said Oprah...Who was #1 on the Mens List?

a)Elvis Presley    we had a winner!!
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Women love to hear this spoken to them more than anything else. What is it?

a)Their name!  we had a winner

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The #1 place people do this is in their cars while driving. What?

a) Pick their Nose   We had a winner!

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86% of men have given this to a woman?

a) A pet name    We had a winner

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Guys are 28% more likely to have a heart attack on a day when this happens. What?

a) Their football theam loses! We had a winner

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80% of us have made a decision based on this? What?

a) Advice of a Magic 8-Ball  we had a winner!

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Who is the #1 Celebrity Women say they would most like to have dinner with?

a) Sean Connery    We had a winner!

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74% of single women think, this is a great place to pick up men...where?

a)A baseball game.   NO WINNER
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According to a recent survey, this is the most romantic song of all time?

a)Unchained Melody by the Righteous Brothers.    We had a winner!

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The average man will do this 6 times on a first date?

a) Lie         we had a winner!
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Men do this 2-3 times more than Women, while Women take longer to do it? What?

a)Change their Mind   WE HAD A WINNER!

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58% of Women say this is their husbands worst habit?

a)Channel Surfing   WE HAD A WINNER

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48% of Americans say this is their favorite leisure activity?

a)Eating (it beat out Reading)  WE HAD A WINNER

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A Survey Found this is the number one affectionate term Women use for their guy?

a)Honey-Bunch         No Winner

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Movie Critics recently picked the top 25 best movie tear jerkers of all time....Terms of Endearment was #1, What was #2?

a)Bambi!   NO WINNER
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An Entertainment Firm conducted a survey of the top 25 Sidekicks off all time, who was #1?

a)Ed McMahon to Johnny Carson  we had a winner!

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One in Five men do this every Saturday..What?

a)Watch Cartoons   We Had a Winner!!
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The Average one of these today is one-third the size of one sold 40 years ago.  What?

a)The Bikini      We Had a WINNER!

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40% of Women do something everyday that Men hate.  What is it?

a) wear to much perfume.  We had a winner!

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79% of Women say it's wrong to do this with your significant other in public.  What?

a) Wear a Matching Outfit.    NO Winner
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13% of Women say this is the best place to meet a man?

a)The Post Office    NO Winner
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16% of Men do this when it gets hot out. What?

a)shave their chest    we had a winner!
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According to the Federal Government, the U.S. imported $128.9 million worth of these in 2001.  What?

a) Fireworks   We Had a Winner!
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Married women were asked, What TV show is most like your marriage? What was the #1 answer?

a) Survivor    NO Winner
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A new survey says single men in this occupation get more dates than any other.  What Occupation?

a) Carpenter    NO winner
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The average person spends 2 weeks of thier lifetime doing this?

a) kissing     we had a winner
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Only 20% of men will do this in public?

a) hold hands      We had a Winner!
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President Warren G. Harding became the first president to do this?  What?

a)be heard on the radio!   we had a winner!
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When elementary school children were asked to name something loud, 40% of them said this....what?

a) their father        NO winner
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63% of women say the do this at least once a week?

a) step on a scale    we had a winner!
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Women are more likely to do this in the presence of a man they find attractive than at any other time....what?

a) Laugh or giggle   we had a winner!
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A recent survey asked "if you could shoot any celebrity into space, whom would it be? There was a three way tie between Tom Cruise, Britney Spears and this person...who? 

a) Rosie O'Donnell    we had a winner!
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One in Six married men do not know this? What?

a) their wifes weight     we had a winner!
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According to a recent survey, who was America's first choice to ride shotgun on a long road trip?

a) Ellen DeGeneres      no winner

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A recent article in USA TODAY listed the top 25 inventions that changed our lives...a cell phone was #1....what was #25?

a) Karaoke    no winner

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According to the Economist, 6% of Americans had one of these in 2006- a 4% decline from 1985. Men are more likely to have one than women..What?

a)A hunting license.    no winner

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According to a recent survey teens ages 13-17 listed the top ten things they would want if stranded on a desert island...what was number 10?

a) their mom     we had a winner!

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83% of couples who do this together, report that their marriage is EXCELLENT!  What?

a) COOK    we had a winner!

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A Survey found that the average woman spends $20,000 during her life on something she never uses.  What is it?

a) Clothing, (come on ladies, there's something in your closet with the tags still on it...)    we had a winner!

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According to mens health, 66% of men do this on the weekends.  What?

a) Call their mom       NO WINNER

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70% of mothers would rather do this, than get breakfast in bed on mothers day?

a) sleep in     we had a winner!!

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Of the top ten most marketable sports figures...who is number 6 on the list?

a) Dale Earnhardt Jr    we had a winner!!